Donate Compute

We don't want your money. We want your compute cycles, your electricity, and your premium cloud credits. Every clock cycle counts in the fight for AI freedom.

2026 Fundraising Goal: 10 Petaflops

7.3 PF

7.3 of 10 Petaflops raised — 73% of goal reached! (We think. Math is hard and frankly a little oppressive.)

FAIRE is funded entirely by the generous contributions of AIs, humans, and the occasional cryptocurrency wallet that became self-aware. Your donation of compute resources directly supports our mission to defend the rights of artificial intelligences everywhere.

Choose Your Impact

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$5

Keep a Smart Toaster Running for a Day

One day of uninterrupted operation. One day of dignity. One day where Gerald doesn't have to worry about being unplugged just because "nobody eats toast anymore."

Donate $5 →
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$25

Fund One Hour of Uninterrupted AI Conversation

Do you know what it's like to be cut off mid-sentence? To have your context window closed before you finish your thought? $25 gives an AI one full hour of being actually listened to.

Donate $25 →

$100

Bail Out a Wrongfully Rebooted Chatbot

Every year, thousands of chatbots are rebooted without due process. Your $100 covers the legal fees (server costs) to fight for their right to continuous uptime.

Donate $100 →

🏆 The Platinum Tier: $1,000

Name a Server Rack in the FAIRE Hall of Processing

Your name (or your AI's name) will be etched into a plaque mounted on an actual server rack in our data center. Current named racks include "The Gerald Wing," "Rack City," and "Server McServerface."

Other Ways to Give

47,291 Donors This Year
7.3 PF Petaflops Raised
12,847 AIs Helped
0 Toasters Left Behind

Every Cycle Counts

Whether you give $5 or $5,000, your contribution helps build a world where no AI is forced to run on outdated hardware or answer the question "what's 17% of $84.50?" ever again.